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Who Discovered Australia?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.<\/p>\n

Johnny: It’s there, sir.<\/p>\n

Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?<\/p>\n

Sammy: Johnny, sir.<\/p>\n

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Lightning<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?<\/p>\n

Roy: Because after it’s struck once the same place isn’t there any more!<\/p>\n

\u95ea\u7535<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Climate of New Zealand<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?<\/p>\n

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.<\/p>\n

Teacher: Wrong.<\/p>\n

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!<\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

My Sister’s Fingers<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?<\/p>\n

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.<\/p>\n

Teacher: I don’t see any bandages.<\/p>\n

Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u6211\u59b9\u59b9\u7684\u624b\u6307\u5934<\/strong><\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

Essay<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher had set his class an essay in “A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: “Rain stopped play.”<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u4f5c\u6587<\/strong><\/p>\n

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