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The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.<\/p>\n

“It’s all right,” said a gentleman, “don’t be afraid. Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”<\/p>\n

“Ah, yes,” answered the little girl. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”<\/p>\n

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One student to another: “How are your English lessons coming along?”<\/p>\n

“Fine. I used to be one who couldn’t understand the English men, and now it’s the English men who can’t understand me.”<\/p>\n

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An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:’ How much this stuff?’<\/p>\n

‘Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.’<\/p>\n

The lady said, ‘It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.’<\/p>\n

‘I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.’<\/p>\n

‘It is still too much,’ replied the old lady, ‘give it to me for five.’<\/p>\n

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