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1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why is the letter T like an island?<\/p>\n

Because it is in the middle of waTer!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1a\u5c9b\u4e0d\u5c31\u5728\u6c34\u5f53\u4e2d\u561b\uff0c<\/p>\n

\u6c34=water\uff0cT\u5c31\u5728water\u8fd9\u4e2a\u5355\u8bcd\u5f53\u4e2d\u5440<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong><\/p>\n

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?<\/p>\n

18 letters!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1a18\u4e2a\uff01<\/p>\n

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3.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why did the boy bury his mobile phone?<\/p>\n

Because the batteries were dead.<\/p>\n

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\u82f1\u8bed\u91cc\u8bf4\u7535\u6c60\u6ca1\u7535=dead battery<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Which month has 28 days?<\/p>\n

All of them!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1a\u6bcf\u4e2a\u6708\u3002<\/p>\n

\u4f60\u6ca1\u95ee\u54ea\u4e2a\u6708\u6709\u4e14\u53ea\u670928\u5929\u5440<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong><\/p>\n

There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?<\/p>\n

2 birds.<\/p>\n

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6.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?<\/p>\n

A liar!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1a\u9a97\u5b50\uff01<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters?<\/p>\n

The Post Office!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1aPost Office\uff01<\/p>\n

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8.<\/strong><\/p>\n

What is the longest word in the English language?<\/p>\n

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!<\/p>\n

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1 mile=1\u82f1\u91cc1.6\u516c\u91cc\u3002<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?<\/p>\n

Because they are not weekdays!<\/p>\n

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\u7b54\uff1a\u56e0\u4e3a\u5468\u516d\u548c\u5468\u65e5\u4e0d\u662fweekdays\uff01<\/p>\n

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10.<\/strong><\/p>\n

My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do?<\/p>\n

My father steals, and my mother irons.<\/p>\n

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