{"id":196,"date":"2024-12-13T12:56:36","date_gmt":"2024-12-13T04:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/happyjoke.com\/?p=196"},"modified":"2024-12-13T13:07:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-13T05:07:22","slug":"dad-jokes-%e8%8b%b1%e6%96%87%e5%86%b7%e7%ac%91%e8%af%9d%e3%80%904%e5%88%99%e3%80%91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happyjoke.com\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Dad Jokes-\u82f1\u6587\u51b7\u7b11\u8bdd\u30104\u5219\u3011"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Did you hear\u2026?<\/strong><\/p>\n

A:\u00a0Did you hear\u00a0that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?
\n\uff08A: \u4f60\u6709\u807d\u8aaa\u6709\u500b\u5bf6\u5bf6\u5728\u559d\u4e86\u4e00\u9031\u7684\u8c61\u4e73\u4e4b\u5f8c\uff0c\u9ad4\u91cd\u589e\u52a0\u4e86 \u4e5d\u516c\u65a4\u55ce\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n

B: That’s impossible. Whose baby?
\n\uff08B: \u90a3\u4e0d\u53ef\u80fd\u5427\u3002\u8ab0\u7684\u5bf6\u5bf6\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n

A: An elephant’s.
\n\uff08A: \u5927\u8c61\u7684\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n

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All by himself<\/strong><\/p>\n

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
\n\uff08\u8001\u5e2b\u8aaa\uff1a\u4f60\u7238\u7238\u6709\u5354\u52a9\u4f60\u505a\u529f\u8ab2\u55ce\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n

Student: No. he did it all\u00a0by himself.
\n\uff08\u5b78\u751f\uff1a\u6c92\u6709\u3002\u4ed6\u5168\u90e8\u90fd\u81ea\u5df1\u5beb\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n

By oneself\u00a0\u610f\u601d\u662f\u300c\u67d0\u4eba\u81ea\u5df1\u505a\u3001\u81ea\u5df1\u4f86\u300d\uff0c\u56e0\u70ba\u8001\u5e2b\u60f3\u8981\u77e5\u9053\u7684\u662f\u7238\u7238\u6709\u6c92\u6709\u300c\u5354\u52a9\u300d\u5b69\u5b50\u505a\u529f\u8ab2\uff0c\u6c92\u60f3\u5230\u5b69\u5b50\u7684\u56de\u7b54\u662f\u7238\u7238\u6c92\u6709\u5e6b\u5fd9\uff0c\u800c\u662f\u76f4\u63a5\u300c\u81ea\u5df1\u4f86\u300d\u5e6b\u5b69\u5b50\u5beb\uff01<\/p>\n

My baby brother can finally use the bathroom\u00a0by himself!
\n\uff08\u6211\u7684\u5f1f\u5f1f\u7d42\u65bc\u6703\u81ea\u5df1\u4e00\u500b\u4eba\u4e0a\u5ec1\u6240\u4e86\uff01\uff09<\/p>\n

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Are you shellfish?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
\n\uff08\u70ba\u4ec0\u9ebc\u8766\u5b50\u4e0d\u5206\u4eab\u4ed6\u7684\u5bf6\u85cf\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n

Because he was\u00a0a little shellfish.
\n\uff08\u56e0\u70ba\u4ed6\u662f\u4e00\u500b\u5c0f\u7532\u6bbc\u985e\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n

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NO IDEA!<\/strong><\/p>\n

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
\n\uff08\u4e00\u500b\u6c92\u6709\u773c\u775b\u7684\u9e7f\u53eb\u505a\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n

NO IDEA\u00a0(no-eye-deer)!
\n\uff08\u53eb\u505a No Idea\/no-eye-deer\uff01\uff09<\/p>\n

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Note:<\/p>\n

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